We accept Visa (including Electron), Mastercard, Amex, Maestro, Delta and PayPal.

All credit and debit card transactions are subject to validation checks and are

authorised by the card issuer. If the issuer of your card refuses to authorise payment

to us, we will not be liable for any delay and/or non-delivery of your order.

We are pleased to accept orders online, by telephone or in any of our stores. No

orders will be accepted or processed without a valid card payment in the name of the

registered cardholder.

Please note on all orders (bar PayPal) payment is taken at the point of dispatch.

PayPal payment will be taken at the time the order is placed.


We use secure socket layer (SSL) technology for all transactions to ensure that your

details are safe with us. All information provided is encrypted so it cannot be read by

third parties.


We can offer competitive bulk order prices for Corporate Services, Charities, Groups,

Clubs, Expedition Groups, Public Sector, Emergency Services and Educational


For more information or if your discount code is not working, please contact the author.

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